I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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