That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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