She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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