But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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