And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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