is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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