Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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