I swear she didn't look like that last week.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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