Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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