Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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