I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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