She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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