Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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