i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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