it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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