every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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