I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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