TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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