Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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