he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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