all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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