Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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