I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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