Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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