Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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