Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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