It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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