Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
home. puking in laundry basket.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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