i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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