She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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