My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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