Your tits are I can't wait for
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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