I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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