Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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