You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have demons in me.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
