Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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