Its about making memories worth repressing
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
