Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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