woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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