and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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