the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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