Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How does one acquire holy water?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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