I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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