You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
