go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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