I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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