Don't you send me to vm
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
ttyl tear gas
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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