i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Princesses don't give blow jobs
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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