Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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