You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
