Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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