I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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