and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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