I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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