The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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