You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think my vagina is haunted
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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