Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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