Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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